Word play 2

• What does a vegetarian zombie eat? GRRRRAAAAIIINNSSS.
• How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles.
• Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill areas.
• From where get pirates their hooks? From second Hand shop.
• What kind of music do bubbles hate? Pop.
• How can you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
• I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m ok.
• What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.
• When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
• Wifey to husband, how do i look? husband to wifey: with your eyes
• Where do spaghetti and sauce go to dance? The meatball.
• Library patron: Do you sell any books on paranoia? Librarian: They’re right behind you
• What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
• If ten ants rent an apartment they become tennants.
• Why did the M&M want to go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
• Why don't they play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
• How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
  

RTV downloader

Za download prispevkov z http://4d.rtvslo.si/ je zelo uporaben pripomoček na tem naslovu: http://rtv-downloadr.appspot.com/.

Migracija fizičnega stroja v VirtualBox

EDIT: Microsoft vključuje v svoji zbirki SysInternals orodje, ki napravi vse spodaj napisano (razen zadnje točke) z enim klikom. Imenuje se Disk2vhd in ustvari virtualno različico fizičnega diska. Pri ustvarjanju novega stroja v VirtualBoxu nato namesto možnosti, da ustvarite novi virtualni disk, izberete, da želite uporabiti obstoječega in zadeva deluje.

Map of metal

http://www.mapofmetal.com/ :D

Self-control

The more you want, the less you get.
Wish for nothing and have the world.