Changed my iPhone name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
How to spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
When chemists die, we Barium.
I was gonna make a gay joke, butt fuck it.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Got arrested while playing guitar, for fingering A minor.
Governments that try to control the internet are SOPAthetic.
Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off.
Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
How did I get out of Iraq? Iran!
Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period!
